Seriously???? What was director Neil Johnson Thinking ? Maybe he was a soft soul who wanted to make a movie just for the blind and intelligence impaired...think? Then again it could have been a stance for lesbian rights in the movie industry. Either way this movie hurt...it hurt bad! It was 95 minutes of pure, unadulterated STUPID! I would only recommend this film to someone who has spent the last 50 years in solitary confinement as they are the only audience who might be able to tolerate it for more than 3 minutes.
The basic plot is about about Jodie, an inner city lesbian, looking for her daughter in a city overrun by aliens. Of course there is the supporting cast of lesbian warriors to help her in her endeavor, and when they are not fighting off the muppet like aliens, they are fighting over who gets who in the sack. A real emotional drama to make you want to loose you're pizza! I have no problem with the gay community but this film portrays lesbians in a testosteronian manner, with little to no brains! It is an insult to all of the sexes everywhere.
The filming itself could only have been accomplished with a VHS camera from the eighties with special effects apparently magic markered over the film strips. Unless it was truly my fault and I forgot the ultrasensitive 3D glasses?!? God help the actors and director of this film because I do believe they will be flipping fries after this....No BaD BiRdS for you!!!!
BaD BiRdS :: Do not Speak of this film...EVER!
Written by KaT
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